Bad Dragon Kelvin Silicone Dildo

Unless you work for either a sex toy manufacturer or store, it’s unlikely you’ve read my info page. On that page are all the terms and conditions of working with me. One of my self-imposed rules is that any individual product sent to me will be reviewed within six weeks of delivery. If more than one product is sent, there’ll be up to four weeks between reviews. Nine times out of ten I stick to this rule, but as with everything, there are exceptions. This is the case with the Bad Dragon Kelvin.

No, this sucker is well outside of my review window after being with me since…wait for it…March. It arrived at the same time as my beloved Bad Dragon Tentacle. That dildo took me long enough to review, but when it comes to Kelvin, it’s taken me seven frigging months to get myself in a place where I feel like I have the right to talk about this magnificent beast. Continue reading “Bad Dragon Kelvin Silicone Dildo”

Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo

You may or not know this, but when I first launched Scandarella I had a list. It was a short list, and on it was six items; three dildos and three vibrators. They were the sex toys of my dreams, the cream of products I wanted to try then review for my blog. And the holy grail on that list was the Bad Dragon Tentacle.

Oh my God, I fucking wanted it. Every time I looked at it -which was often – I’d imagine how amazing it would be to have it and to use it. But living in the UK meant that I’d have steep postage costs (not to mention shitty customs charges) to contend with on top of the price of the dildo itself. It was looking like my dreams of silicone tentacle sex would remain in my head, until Bad Dragon sad I could review one! Continue reading “Bad Dragon Tentacle Silicone Dildo”