Valentine Wirly Girly 6 by Sh!

Of all the gorgeous silicone dildos available at Sh! Womenstore, the Valentine Wirly Girly 6 had long been the one I coveted most. The thing is, Sh! didn’t need any more reviews for that particular product, and I always found something to spend my money on that the adult in me deemed more important than sex toys. But… then Sh! changed the silicone they used in the Valentine to a more transparent one, and they finally said there was one available for me to review. Happy days!

Honest to God, I actually squeaked when I opened this one up. Nearly all Sh! dildos come packaged in a plain white box with a clear panel that lets you see what you’re getting from the off.  I basically chewed my way in there to get at this glorious dong. Continue reading “Valentine Wirly Girly 6 by Sh!”

Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip

A few days ago, the Fella took a leisurely stroll through the pages of Scandarella. He reckons it’s safer to remind himself what we have in the toy cupboard by reading my toy box page than it is to try his luck opening the cupboard doors. While he was browsing, he commented that it’s been ages since I last wrote a review of an impact toy. He was right, the last one was a flogger kit I made way back in July! I think it’s high time for a new review in that department, so I’m gonna tell y’all about the gorgeous Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip.

Of all the impact toys we have, I think our whips see the least amount of use. Not because they’re less enjoyable than say, paddles, but because they’re awkward to use. So often they arrive, and we find they’re so lightweight it feels like trying to thwap someone with an ostrich feather. Even when we get a good heavy one their uber long length means they’re gonna be tangled in the curtains or the light shade before they get so much as a sniff of skin. Continue reading “Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip”

Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo

Every so often, Sex Toys UK adds another string to the bow that is their Loving Joy range of sex toys and bondage gear. So far, we’ve seen a bullet that gets to sit at the head table with the We-Vibe Tango, a flexi vibrator that’s more versatile than waffles, and a whole host of anal plugs with gems and bushy tails. The latest of the range to pass through the doors of the Scandal household is the Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo Combo.

When I was offered the chance to review these two products (which are currently sold separately but may be available as a bundle soon) I was a little hesitant. I’m not a small woman, and I expressed concerns that the harness might not fit my size 24 (UK) body. But the lovely Louise from STUK explained that, when sourcing a harness for the Loving Joy range, it was crucial that one be found which catered to a wide range of sizes, including my size and beyond. Continue reading “Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo”

Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs

I’m a child of the 80s. I grew up watching Trap Door and Duckula, listening to the Cure and the Damned, and eating Sherbet Dip Dabs and Swizzles Love Hearts. Now, as a middle-aged wife and mother…well, I still do all those things, actually. Most of me has grown up, but I still love many of the things I loved back then. Especially the Swizzles Love Hearts, they’re like, my fave sweetie sweets ever. So, I guess that’s the main reason I wanted to get my hands all over these Play with Me Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs by Blush Novelties.

It was one of the larger, Naughtier Candy Heart butt plugs that I really wanted and I tried my best to find one. They weren’t available in the UK when I first spotted them, but around the middle of 2016, I finally found one on Amazon. I intended to review it, but Blush asked me to hold off until they released their updated packaging, and told me that, because I was waiting, they’d send me another plug! Continue reading “Naughty Candy Heart Butt Plugs”

Fifty Shades Freed Wand “Awash with Sensation”

Lovehoney has done it again, folks. Ahead of the release of the third Fifty Shades movie hitting theatres in February, they’ve unleashed the accompanying toy line on the world. And just in time for Christmas, too! So far, I’ve loved the products that have been inspired by the books, and I’ve been lucky enough to get to road test a super fancy piece from the new stuff; the rather lovely Fifty Shades Freed Wand, aka Awash with Sensation.

I was late to the Fifty Shades of Grey party. By the time I let my mother (who is a full on Christian Grey groupie) nag me into reading the first installment the third one was already a year or so old. It’s no secret that I quite liked the books at first. I mean, I read to escape the day to day drudge of a working-class life, and where better to go than into the glitzy world of a fucked up bazillionaire with a penchant for evil sex? Continue reading “Fifty Shades Freed Wand “Awash with Sensation””

Fleshlight Freaks Drac Silicone Dildo

Cunt Dickula. Vlad the Impale-her. Vampeen. Nobferatu. Yeah, the Fleshlight Freaks Drac Dildo is a dream come true for not just me but also for the pun-loving whackjob that is the Fella. Getting to review it has been one of the most exciting things that’s happened in Scandarella Land this year, and I’ll tell you why…

Like many people, I’m a huge fan of the vampire. The first book I ever bought for myself was Bram Stoker’s Dracula, when I was twelve-ish. By the time I hit fourteen I was going to see vampire movies on my own. Scary vamps always frightened the shit out of me when I was younger, but once I realised that the beautiful, tragic, yet still deadly vampire was a thing, I found my first true love. Continue reading “Fleshlight Freaks Drac Silicone Dildo”

E-Stim Systems EClips Bi-Polar Surface Electrodes

Since I discovered sex toys and really took the time to get to know my body, I’ve found that orgasms happen quite easily for me. I used to have to put in a shit load of work and often whatever climax I had would be lacking, but these days I come quickly and I come hard, whether I’m playing clitorally, vaginally or anally. But one thing I really wanted to learn was how to come via nipple stimulation, but it never happened. Until I got a decent e-stim kit, that is. The E-Stim Systems ElectroPebble gave me my very first nipple induced orgasm, and thanks to that company’s lovely owner, Mick I have something that has made my nips a regular source of orgasmic pleasure. So now, I’m gonna tell you all about the E-Stim Systems Bi-Polar EClips.

But first…

!!MASSIVE DISCLAIMER!! Continue reading “E-Stim Systems EClips Bi-Polar Surface Electrodes”

Liberator Pulse Toy Mount

Given my love for all things fancy, it’ll probably come as no surprise to you that I’m a Liberator junkie. A proper fangirl of the highest order. I love their products, be they toy mounts, position aids, or blankets, and every night when I go to bed I send a little wish out to the Blue Fairy that one day I’ll get to own an Esse Chaise. Yeah, I want one of those so bad, but for now, I’ve got to tell y’all about the brilliant Liberator Pulse.

Whenever I see conversations about Liberator, folk are nearly always talking about one of their Shapes. That’s fair enough, cos they are fantastic additions to any sex toy collection. But, although it works perfectly well as one, the Pulse isn’t a position aid. Like the Liberator BonBon, the Pulse is a toy mount, but a slightly different take on the shape has transformed it into a completely different animal. Continue reading “Liberator Pulse Toy Mount”

Bad Dragon Kelvin Silicone Dildo

Unless you work for either a sex toy manufacturer or store, it’s unlikely you’ve read my info page. On that page are all the terms and conditions of working with me. One of my self-imposed rules is that any individual product sent to me will be reviewed within six weeks of delivery. If more than one product is sent, there’ll be up to four weeks between reviews. Nine times out of ten I stick to this rule, but as with everything, there are exceptions. This is the case with the Bad Dragon Kelvin.

No, this sucker is well outside of my review window after being with me since…wait for it…March. It arrived at the same time as my beloved Bad Dragon Tentacle. That dildo took me long enough to review, but when it comes to Kelvin, it’s taken me seven frigging months to get myself in a place where I feel like I have the right to talk about this magnificent beast. Continue reading “Bad Dragon Kelvin Silicone Dildo”

Javida Heating Vibe

Rabbit vibrators. They’re a funny breed of sex toy, aren’t they? They look like they should be the perfect tool to provide their user with glorious, easily won blended orgasms. But many people – myself included – have been let down by their buzzing bunnies because they’re not a one-size-fits-all kinda toy. Finding the perfect fit, size, and power level all in one product is a right royal pain in the arse at best. And, if I’m honest, it’s probably an unreasonable thing to expect from something that isn’t custom made. Whenever I get a chance to road test a body safe rabbit, I jump at it, hoping that I’ll finally find the perfect one for me. Do you reckon the Javida Heating Vibe from the lovely folks at Orion has a chance of being it?

I’ve tried products from a few of Orion’s own brands now and, so far, most of what I’ve seen has impressed me. The build of their vibrators is always to a high standard, and the Javida Heating Vibe is no different. Continue reading “Javida Heating Vibe”