Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo

Every so often, Sex Toys UK adds another string to the bow that is their Loving Joy range of sex toys and bondage gear. So far, we’ve seen a bullet that gets to sit at the head table with the We-Vibe Tango, a flexi vibrator that’s more versatile than waffles, and a whole host of anal plugs with gems and bushy tails. The latest of the range to pass through the doors of the Scandal household is the Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo Combo.

When I was offered the chance to review these two products (which are currently sold separately but may be available as a bundle soon) I was a little hesitant. I’m not a small woman, and I expressed concerns that the harness might not fit my size 24 (UK) body. But the lovely Louise from STUK explained that, when sourcing a harness for the Loving Joy range, it was crucial that one be found which catered to a wide range of sizes, including my size and beyond. Continue reading “Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo”

Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge

Look at this gorgeous Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge, people. It’s a simple thing, really, just like all of Liberator’s other stuff, but it’s one of the best sex-based products I’ve ever had the pleasure to own. Let me tell you why…

One of the things I do as an erotica writer, is try to keep sex real. Sex is messy, for a start, no matter how you do it. It’s noisy, sweaty, sometimes awkwardly awkward, other times awkwardly funny. Cocks slip out, orifices that have been pumped full of air tend to fart at the worst possible moment. And then there’s having to pause to reach for lubes and condoms, or toys if you use them. Sometimes there’s discomfort, or there’s folk coming too early or not early enough or not at all. And that’s all before you consider mismatched heights, leg cramps, rolling off butt elevating pillows, falling off the bed and making a window in the wardrobe door with your fucking face… Continue reading “Black Label Collection Liberator Wedge”

Aslan Leather Nicki Minx Strap On Harness

When the lovely folk at Uberkinky gave me the opportunity to choose a harness for review, I opened the link with pursed lips and a critical eye. I have a harness that sings an irresistible siren song to the dark side of me, so I wondered if there would be anything there that would grab my attention. A quick look had the girly girl in me squealing with joy when I spotted the Aslan Leather Nicki Minx Strap-On Harness. I didn’t even realise Uberkinky stocked Aslan Leather strap-ons!

No sooner was it here than was it out of the bag and in my face. Yes, I did say I put the harness in my face. For me, the scent of leather is one of the most arousing scents there is, so I couldn’t resist a deep hit. Continue reading “Aslan Leather Nicki Minx Strap On Harness”

Zado Leather Neck and Handcuffs

Of all the brands of bondage gear we’ve used, when it comes to restraints, Zado has to be a favourite. I’ve not had one product of theirs that has failed to impress me, and the Zado Leather Neck and Handcuffs set is no exception.

I find something supremely sexy about wrist to neck restraints. I’ve had my various limbs trussed up in many different ways, but nothing is quite so thrilling/horrifying for me as being unable to lower my arms. It gives me no choice but to have my hands flapping near my head, often slapping myself accidentally whenever I’m jerked without warning. And if the Fella decides, in a moment of pure devilment, to tickle me, I can do fuck all about it other than scream. Continue reading “Zado Leather Neck and Handcuffs”

1 Ring Slave Collar with Locking Buckle

Welcome to my review of my first ever pink leather collar! When Canadian company, Luxurious Bliss asked if I’d like to review one of their bondage products, I ummed and ahhed over floggers, paddles and such. All so pretty! But my eye soon settled on this lovely 1 Ring Leather Slave Collar with Locking Buckle, and I’m glad it did.

This slave collar is a two-toned leather affair; dusky pink on soft black. There are other colours available, like blue, all black, red, etc. But, despite the market being saturated with pinks and purples, I didn’t have any leather bondage gear in pink, so I reckoned that this would be a good time to start gathering in a pink set. Continue reading “1 Ring Slave Collar with Locking Buckle”

Bad Kitty Asia Erotic Set

This world we live in makes me happy, because it’s crammed full of beautiful, curious things. Whether I look into the future, past, present, or the world of fantasy, I know I’ll find something that captures my imagination in the most surprising ways.

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My nature as a Gemini means that I never settle on one thing for very long. Other than the Fella, of course. But a handful of things have been with me since my teens, and two of those things are Oriental art and… dragons! Continue reading “Bad Kitty Asia Erotic Set”

Tantus Silicone O-Rings Set

Two of the most useful sex toy related things I’ve ever received have been from Tantus. The first was their Suction Cup. That little gem gave me the option to secure my Tantus Vibrating Dildos to any smooth surface I fancied. For me, that was a bigger deal than you’d probably imagine. The second is this Tantus Silicone O-Rings Set, and it’s just as big a deal as the other thing. Let me tell you why…

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Bad Kitty White PU Bondage Range

If there was ever going to be a range of bondage gear that could be considered festive, it would be the Bad Kitty White PU Bondage Range. Comprising of a collar and leash, wrist cuffs, ball gag, and flogger whip, there’s a bit of everything to make a kinky Christmas night in end with a bang.

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Vondage Silicone Bit Gag

I could have kicked myself from one end of the UK to the other when I realised – on the 6th of November – that the 1st of November was world vegan day. That would have been the perfect time to review my beauteous Vondage Silicone Bit Gag, but, following the trend that seems to be dominating my day to day life at the minute, I’m doing it late.

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Zado Leather & Chain Collar

Weird confession time! When it comes to pegging my lovely Fella, I dislike being collared. I don’t know what fucked up things my brain thinks up to make me feel that way, but I just don’t like it. It feels chokey and too restrictive, and it makes me feel like a fraud, kinda like I don’t deserve to wear a submissives piece while ‘acting’ dominant.

So I opt out of wearing the collar when he offers it to me.

The problem with that is, I then feel underdressed. I have on my corset or basque, stockings, unchained cuffs, and a sexy harness of course, but my throat, shoulders, and décolletage feels like too wide an expanse of bare skin.

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