Bad Kitty Corset Paddle

It’s no secret that Bad Kitty is one of my favourite brands. Their stuff ranges from subtly serious to fun and funky, and there’s a good chance that, if you have a browse through Orion’s pages, you’ll find a piece or two that calls to you. The most recent piece to catch my eye is this gorgeous Bad Kitty Corset Paddle.

Bad Kitty Corset Paddle Red Side

Though I avoid lingerie like the plague these days (fuck these body image issues), I always pause whenever I see a picture of a woman wearing a corset. I adore the femininity of them, the way they emphasise curves and conceal flaws. They’re powerful, sexy, and my favourite colour combo is black on red. Those are the colours of my personal fave bedroom outfit; red corset with black panels and black lacing, and matching shoes. It’s the only one I bought in a bigger size when I gained weight. Continue reading “Bad Kitty Corset Paddle”

Kinklab ElectroWhip Neon Wand Attachment

I love e-stim. It’s sexy, stingy, and has helped me achieve an orgasm I never thought would be possible for me; the nipple orgasm. But I sometimes find that skin pads keep the sensations too localised for me to fully enjoy them, and neon wand electrodes are too tame. However, there are a few products that change everything when it comes to the neon wand, and one of them is the Kinklab ElectroWhip.

It looks like an unassuming, innocent little flogger, doesn’t it? Its eight, 6mm wide falls look tame and a bit cheap when they’re dangling limply from the end of the Neon Wand. They deliver a sharp strike, for sure, cos they’re made from rubber, but they don’t look like they could ever be the reason behind tears of pain spilling down a person’s cheeks.

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Kink Craft Cane with Paracord Handle

As you might know if you’ve had a mooch around other posts here on Scandarella, I attended Eroticon this year. This conference for kinky, creative minds was sponsored by a bunch of awesome sex-positive companies, one of which was the mighty Kink Craft, the lovely folks behind this Kink Craft Cane with Paracord Handle I’m about to tell you all about.

I’ve reviewed for Kink Craft a number of times now (and have had nothing but positive things to say about their DIY kinky kits) but I didn’t manage to drag my anxiety ridden self over to Pixie and Andrew until what was almost the final hour of the final day of Eroticon. Continue reading “Kink Craft Cane with Paracord Handle”

The Bondage Man Leather Snap Dragon Whip

There are evils in this world. Most of them are shown on TV and in other media, but many of them remain hidden in the shadows. Today I’m gonna shed light on an evil I came across in recent weeks, thanks to Uberkinky. I’m gonna expose it, tell people all about it cos there are folk out there who will want – who need – to know. It’s an evil the Fella and I have come to know as ‘delicious malicious’. Yep, it’s The Bondage Man Leather Snap Dragon Whip.

When it comes to judging the size of a thing via numbers on a screen, I’m useless. I can look at something that says ‘40ft high’ and be like, but will it fit in the shed? That’s why I was shocked when I unpacked the Snap Dragon and saw the almost 47” (120cm) of hand turned wood and supple black leather. Continue reading “The Bondage Man Leather Snap Dragon Whip”

Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle

I received something in the post a few weeks ago that’s very different to norm. Well, the norm for me, at least. I’ve had my bottom walloped with many a spanking paddle, but in terms of simplicity and efficiency, nothing has been quite like this. What is it? A Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle.

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Funkit Toys is an online store that’s packed to the rafters with handmade, body safe sex toys and impact toys. The entire operation is run by a lone individual. Yep, Kenton makes all the gorgeous silicone humpy stuff and all of the sleek hitty things personally. Continue reading “Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle”

HurtMe DeLuxe Swatter with Anal Ball

It’s that time again, folks! That happy time when I get to tell you all about one of my favourite types of sex toy. One of those glorious, dual use impact/penetration toys. This time it’s the HurtMe Deluxe Swatter with Anal Ball. I’d had my eye on it for ages, so was over the moon when MEO said they’d send me one to review.

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Bad Kitty Asia Erotic Set

This world we live in makes me happy, because it’s crammed full of beautiful, curious things. Whether I look into the future, past, present, or the world of fantasy, I know I’ll find something that captures my imagination in the most surprising ways.

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My nature as a Gemini means that I never settle on one thing for very long. Other than the Fella, of course. But a handful of things have been with me since my teens, and two of those things are Oriental art and… dragons! Continue reading “Bad Kitty Asia Erotic Set”

Kink Craft Wooden Handled Suede Flogger Kit

I’m not a particularly crafty individual. Don’t get me wrong, I actually love sitting down and trying to create stuff with my hands, but the reality is, I’m bloody terrible at it. I can’t draw to save my life, and I can’t make awesome things out of scraps of fabric, toilet roll tubes and yogurt pots like my friends can.

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So, naturally, when I was offered the chance to give one of Kink Craft’s DIY kits a go, I said bring it the fuck on! Next thing I knew I had a deconstructed Wooden Handled Suede Flogger on my cutting mat, and it was on!

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House of Eros Red Leather Martinet

I like sexual pain. I like fearing it, trying to escape it, being caught by and fighting against it before feeling that strange mix of acceptance, inevitability and relaxation that comes of the pleasure that cocoons me when I finally yield to it. Of all the implements we have for impact play, nothing hurts quite like the House of Eros Red Leather Martinet.

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House of Eros is been a brand I’ve had my eye on for a long time. But I never got around to settling on which piece I wanted to get my paws on first. They make some beautiful looking things, and when I was offered the chance to review for the fabulous Bondage Bunnies, I knew straight away that it was time. Continue reading “House of Eros Red Leather Martinet”

Icicles No 38 Glass Dildo with Leather Cat-O-Nine Tails

If you read my recent Tantus Plunge review, you’ll know I have a thing for multi-purpose sex toys. Toys that, with the flip of the wrist, can change from an object of pain to an object of pleasure. For that reason alone, I’ve had my eye on the Icicles No 38 Glass Dildo with Leather Cat-O-Nine Tails for quite some time. Now, thanks to the fabulous Uberkinky, I have one in my clutches. Well, the Fella’s clutches, but you know what I mean.

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