Fun Factory Bück Dich

What happens when one of your favourite sex toy brands gives a nod to one of your favourite metal bands? The Fun Factory Bück Dich, that’s what. Yep, in homage to their fellow German icon, industrial metal band Rammstein, Fun Factory has brought us one of the most spectacular spankable-insertables ever.

Translated from German into English, Bück Dich means ‘bend over’ and it’s the title of one of Rammstein’s songs. Give it a listen (and read the translation if you, like me, don’t speak German) and you’ll see that it was made to be given the kinky toy treatment. Continue reading “Fun Factory Bück Dich”

Diogol Plaisir Ice Lock Guest Review by Aurora Glory

When I found myself with the Diogol Plaisir Ice Lock to review I was stumped. I could see exactly where it would fit with my play with the Fella but that isn’t what this particular toy is all about. See, it was made with solo players in mind and self-bondage hasn’t ever floated my boat. I know for a fact that I’d get bored after five minutes and end up on the sofa grappling with the TV remote. But YKINMK. I get that, for some folks, being alone and trussed up with only the passage of time to free them is hotter than hell. Take the wonderful Aurora Glory, for example. She mentioned that she was keen to try self-bondage this year. And as she’s an awesome writer I thought who better to do a guest review? Check out her thoughts on this potentially nifty bit of kit. 

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No matter how much ice they put in this thing, they can’t change the fact that metal toys are seriously hot, right? I’m going to assume you’re all nodding your heads here. As someone attempting to build a kinky lifestyle, not reliant on a partner, the Diogol Jaz Plaisir Ice Lock was just what I needed to up my self-bondage game. No matter which self-restraining forum I have stumbled upon, everyone says the same – ice locks are the ultimate in solo kink pleasure. Once you’ve got your ice lock, all you need is a set of restraints and an hour to fill with tormented satisfaction. Continue reading “Diogol Plaisir Ice Lock Guest Review by Aurora Glory”

Bound to Please Silicone Paddle

At the back end of last year, there was one aspect of our play that the Fella and I kinda neglected. Impact play. Shitty weather and dark nights kept not just our kid inside but his lil’ buddies, too, so anything that made a noise was off limits. We promised ourselves that once he went back to school and we had the house to ourselves through the day we’d get the spanky stuff out and make some racket. And we did! Well, we had a lovely Bound to Please Silicone Paddle from Sex Toys UK to review, so it would have been rude not to.

Now, in the interests of transparency, I’m gonna tell you that I’ve seen this paddle before. In fact, some of you who knew me before Scandarella will know I have one hanging in my bondage wardrobe and that its brand isn’t Bound to Please. Yep, this paddle is what is known as a white label product. Items made by one manufacturer and rebranded for sale in various stores. Some folks humph at this. Sometimes I’m one of them. But not this time. I’ve seen the current collection of Bound to Please silicone and I think adding this paddle was a brilliant move. Continue reading “Bound to Please Silicone Paddle”

E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode

Wanna know how I spent the last few days? Well, when I wasn’t eating panettone or marzipan stollen, I was electrocuting my vagina. Yep, I’ve done a lot of final thought gathering over the past week and now I’m ready to tell you what I think of the E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode.

Firstly, I gotta say I’m loving the packaging. A funky black plastic tube with a screw off base that really wouldn’t look out of place in the Black & Decker aisle of a hardware store. Continue reading “E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode”

Erotic Advent Calendar

Whenever I’ve had advent calendars they’ve always been either chocolate or candles. One time, I had a wooden one that the Fella filled with small ornaments for the tree but bugger knows where that went. Though I’ve seen sexy advent calendars before, I’ve never had an opportunity to try one…until now! Yep, the lovely folks at Orion have sent me this rather large Erotic Advent Calendar to plough through this December, so I’m gonna do something different…

Instead of ripping the whole thing open and glutting myself on its contents, I’m gonna do it properly. A box a day, for 24 days. If you knew how much will it’s taking me to not peek you’d probably be shocked. I’m a notorious scratch ‘n’ sniffer who looks in all the nooks and crannies for hidden presents and I’ve even been known to snuffle around in pockets looking for receipts. I know, I’m so ashamed. Continue reading “Erotic Advent Calendar”

Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip

As you may know, I’m a big fan of sex toys that are more than one thing. Not long back they weren’t easy to find, but over the last year or so there’s been an explosion of them. Mostly, they’re an impact toy on one end, then when you flip it you find that the handle is something insertable. I’m always keen to give them a go when I come across them, so was delighted to discover that French company, Diogol, had released a new line of products called Jaz, and in it is a couple of these double enders. They sent me a big package of stuff, and now that I’m spotting them for sale I can get reviewing! I’ll start with the Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip.

If you’re into small anal toys you’re gonna love the Pony, because one end of it is a sweet petite butt plug. If floggers are your thing (or even tails) you’re in luck because that’s exactly what dangles out of the end of said plug’s base. Dildo ended floggers have been called floggildos, so what would a butt plug version be? A plogger. Or a flug, maybe? I dunno, I’m no good at these things at all. Continue reading “Diogol Jaz Pony Plug Whip”

Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip

A few days ago, the Fella took a leisurely stroll through the pages of Scandarella. He reckons it’s safer to remind himself what we have in the toy cupboard by reading my toy box page than it is to try his luck opening the cupboard doors. While he was browsing, he commented that it’s been ages since I last wrote a review of an impact toy. He was right, the last one was a flogger kit I made way back in July! I think it’s high time for a new review in that department, so I’m gonna tell y’all about the gorgeous Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip.

Of all the impact toys we have, I think our whips see the least amount of use. Not because they’re less enjoyable than say, paddles, but because they’re awkward to use. So often they arrive, and we find they’re so lightweight it feels like trying to thwap someone with an ostrich feather. Even when we get a good heavy one their uber long length means they’re gonna be tangled in the curtains or the light shade before they get so much as a sniff of skin. Continue reading “Wild Thing by Zado Leather Whip”

Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo

Every so often, Sex Toys UK adds another string to the bow that is their Loving Joy range of sex toys and bondage gear. So far, we’ve seen a bullet that gets to sit at the head table with the We-Vibe Tango, a flexi vibrator that’s more versatile than waffles, and a whole host of anal plugs with gems and bushy tails. The latest of the range to pass through the doors of the Scandal household is the Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo Combo.

When I was offered the chance to review these two products (which are currently sold separately but may be available as a bundle soon) I was a little hesitant. I’m not a small woman, and I expressed concerns that the harness might not fit my size 24 (UK) body. But the lovely Louise from STUK explained that, when sourcing a harness for the Loving Joy range, it was crucial that one be found which catered to a wide range of sizes, including my size and beyond. Continue reading “Loving Joy Universal Harness & Dildo”

E-Stim Systems EClips Bi-Polar Surface Electrodes

Since I discovered sex toys and really took the time to get to know my body, I’ve found that orgasms happen quite easily for me. I used to have to put in a shit load of work and often whatever climax I had would be lacking, but these days I come quickly and I come hard, whether I’m playing clitorally, vaginally or anally. But one thing I really wanted to learn was how to come via nipple stimulation, but it never happened. Until I got a decent e-stim kit, that is. The E-Stim Systems ElectroPebble gave me my very first nipple induced orgasm, and thanks to that company’s lovely owner, Mick I have something that has made my nips a regular source of orgasmic pleasure. So now, I’m gonna tell you all about the E-Stim Systems Bi-Polar EClips.

But first…

!!MASSIVE DISCLAIMER!! Continue reading “E-Stim Systems EClips Bi-Polar Surface Electrodes”

Kandles by Kitten Vamp Wax Play Gift Set

When I do a review, I often start with a bit of the old, ‘did I love it or did I hate it, read on to find out’ lark. But not today. Nope, today I’m going straight in with the love. Because this Kandles by Kitten Vamp Wax Play Gift Set is awesome, and I’m not even gonna bother pretending it might not be.

When I got back from lunch this afternoon, I started taking a few final photos for this very review. What was supposed to have been a few drips for pics turned into an impromptu hot wax session that ended in a crumbly quickie with the Fella on the bathroom floor. I love how these candles feel, so I should have known that things weren’t ever gonna end any other way. Continue reading “Kandles by Kitten Vamp Wax Play Gift Set”