E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode

Wanna know how I spent the last few days? Well, when I wasn’t eating panettone or marzipan stollen, I was electrocuting my vagina. Yep, I’ve done a lot of final thought gathering over the past week and now I’m ready to tell you what I think of the E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode.

Firstly, I gotta say I’m loving the packaging. A funky black plastic tube with a screw off base that really wouldn’t look out of place in the Black & Decker aisle of a hardware store. Continue reading “E-Stim Systems MJ Bipolar Electrode”

Noje Pleasure Wand Heads

If you’ve been popping in and out of Scandarella for a while – say seven months or so – you may remember the time I discovered a range of mini wands that (to me and the Fella) were powerful enough to make the We-Vibe Tango glance nervously at its championship belt and sweat. Well, the Noje W2 & W3 are still mis amores, but their makers, Blush Novelties, weren’t satisfied with just putting out a bunch of brilliant dinky wands. Nope, they upped the ante and created a duo of attachments that transform these toys. Let me tell y’all about the Noje Pleasure Wand Heads.

When I heard about these heads from Blush Novelties’ resident badass, Ducky Doolittle, I was super excited. I loved the Noje line anyway, but the idea of interchangeable heads really got my motor running. Even as I was thanking Ducky for arranging for Peepshow Toys to send me a set, my mind was all over the prospect of laser accurate clit contact, nuzzlin’ double prongs and turbocharged tongue like flickers – all with the power of my beloved Noje behind it. Continue reading “Noje Pleasure Wand Heads”

Womanizer Special Edition Delight Box

Do y’all want to know what I did when I read that Womanizer had released another mini model? I glanced at my massive lipstick shaped Womanizer 2 Go and laughed. I wanted so much to see if the miniature clit nuzzler was, in actual fact, miniature and after a brief chat with the ever-lovely Sandra at Orion Versand I had one on the way. What I found in the box on delivery day put a massive smile on my face. No, it wasn’t one of mirth it was one of delight. Quite apt, really, seeing as though I’d been sent the lovely collection that is the Womanizer Special Edition Delight Box.

The presentation of this collection is first rate. A subtly branded silver sleeve over an equally subtle white gift box. Inside, beneath a glossy printed sheet outlining the contents of the box, there’s a grey foam block, and tucked into little cut outs in that block I found not just a boxed Womanizer Starlet, but also a boxed Sweet Smile Vibrator, a bottle of Just Glide Medical Lubricant, and a bottle of Just Glide 2 in 1 Toy & Body Cleaner. Continue reading “Womanizer Special Edition Delight Box”

Liberator Tallulah Toy Bag

If there’s anything in this world I want more of, it’s stuff from Liberator. I’m not sure if this is a wise thing to say (or a healthy way to feel) but I don’t know how I managed sex without my Flip Ramp. I don’t know how I rode dildos without my Pulse, and I don’t know how my furniture survived without my Mini Throe. Seriously, each piece I have gets so much use they’ve become as much a part of my sex life as the Fella’s cock is. Even the little sort out I had over Christmas saw Liberator getting involved, cos I took stuff out of the drawer in my bedside table (to make room for more stuff, lol) and stashed it all in the lovely Liberator Tallulah Toy Case.

Yep. Liberator makes toy storage pieces called Couture Cases and they’re ace. Well, the one I have certainly is. Continue reading “Liberator Tallulah Toy Bag”

Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo

Last New Year’s Day, I reviewed a dildo that I had wanted since pussy was a kitten. It was big, bold, and beautiful and twelve months down the line my love for it is as strong as ever. Then November gone saw the arrival of another dildo that was large and in charge and I saw the potential for a new blog tradition. From now on around here January 1st will be known as Scandarella’s Big Dong Day. Here are my thoughts on the latest addition to my gallery of big dicks – the Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo.

As I have in another handful of reviews, I’m not gonna bother building up to the ‘but do I like it’ part. I mean, of course I like it. I fucking love it. The Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo is a magical bit of kit and it’s dominated the bedroom since the day it arrived. I shit you not, peeps, I literally cannot keep my orifices off it. Whenever I’ve settled down to test another dildo or a vibe I’ve only managed to stay on task until I reached a certain level of arousal. As soon as my body switched from working mode to wanking mode I’ve leapt from the bed and ripped the Unicorn Horn from the cupboard, slathered it in lube and sat my arse straight on it. Continue reading “Split Peaches Unicorn Horn Dildo”

Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust Vibrator

When I first spotted in a trade magazine that Rocks Off was releasing some new products I nearly stroked out. I fell instantly in love with the Unihorn Stardust Vibrator and wanted to get my hands on one so badly. Happily, Rocks Off got in touch about reviews and to my everlasting joy, one of the available products was the Unihorn. I had a bit of a struggle in my head cos the Joycicles (one of which is up for grabs in my Christmas Giveaway!) vibes are the same shape but with a Christmassy design, but the one I originally fell for won the day.

Something I love about Rocks Off is their packaging. It’s black with gold accents, a window so you can see exactly what you’re getting. On the back I’m informed that the toy is waterproof, battery powered (one AAA which is included) and has ten settings. There’s also a reminder on there to register the 12-month guarantee, the activation code for which is inside of the box behind a removable double panel. If you take that panel out you’ll find instructions and info on the reverse. Continue reading “Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust Vibrator”

We-Vibe Gala Clitoral Vibrator

Of all the sex toys I’ve tried there’s one particular style that I want to be able to enjoy so much. I’m talking about the double-pronged clitoral vibrator. The very idea of having my two fave clitoral areas – just beneath the glans clitoris and against its right side – stimulated by pinpoint accurate vibes instantly turns me on. Thing is, I’ve not had much success with this type of thing. I’ve tried a couple but they’ve all let me down. Recently, a new toy in this style was launched by one of my favourite brands; the We-Vibe Gala.

Luckily for me, Luxury Vibrators were as keen to know what this one is capable of as I was, so they arranged for We-Vibe to send me one. As soon as it arrived I was hopping up and down with excitement, getting it on charge immediately so I could use it as soon as possible. Continue reading “We-Vibe Gala Clitoral Vibrator”

Valentine Wirly Girly 6 by Sh!

Of all the gorgeous silicone dildos available at Sh! Womenstore, the Valentine Wirly Girly 6 had long been the one I coveted most. The thing is, Sh! didn’t need any more reviews for that particular product, and I always found something to spend my money on that the adult in me deemed more important than sex toys. But… then Sh! changed the silicone they used in the Valentine to a more transparent one, and they finally said there was one available for me to review. Happy days!

Honest to God, I actually squeaked when I opened this one up. Nearly all Sh! dildos come packaged in a plain white box with a clear panel that lets you see what you’re getting from the off.  I basically chewed my way in there to get at this glorious dong. Continue reading “Valentine Wirly Girly 6 by Sh!”

B-Vibe Snug Plug 3

One of the best things an anal play lover can buy for their butt is a jiggly butt plug. I love the things, but there are surprisingly few of them to choose from. You can find a few different shapes if you look for them, such as the Fun Factory B-Balls or this rather pleasant Roll Play one. Recently, the gorgeous B-Vibe Snug Plug 3 became a new addition to my butt quivering collection, and I’m so glad it did!

While B-Vibe is well known for their rechargeable vibrating stuff – like the Triplet Plug, for example – their Snug Plugs aren’t powered by motors. They’re powered by gravity and the movements of our very own butts. The insides are hollowed out and the free-roaming weights that fill the cavity are where the sensation comes from. They’re kinda like Geisha balls for your bum. Continue reading “B-Vibe Snug Plug 3”

Erotic Advent Calendar

Whenever I’ve had advent calendars they’ve always been either chocolate or candles. One time, I had a wooden one that the Fella filled with small ornaments for the tree but bugger knows where that went. Though I’ve seen sexy advent calendars before, I’ve never had an opportunity to try one…until now! Yep, the lovely folks at Orion have sent me this rather large Erotic Advent Calendar to plough through this December, so I’m gonna do something different…

Instead of ripping the whole thing open and glutting myself on its contents, I’m gonna do it properly. A box a day, for 24 days. If you knew how much will it’s taking me to not peek you’d probably be shocked. I’m a notorious scratch ‘n’ sniffer who looks in all the nooks and crannies for hidden presents and I’ve even been known to snuffle around in pockets looking for receipts. I know, I’m so ashamed. Continue reading “Erotic Advent Calendar”