“It’s the most wonderful time of the year
There’ll be much mistletoeing
And hearts will be glowing
When loved ones are near
It’s the most wonderful time of the year”
Ah, I love Christmas. While I’m bashing away at my keyboard, putting together this post, I’m listening to the song the above verse came from. I’m surrounded by fairy lights, baubles, and my super duper Yankee Candle advent calendar (and my other proper grown-up one, too, a review for which you can check out here), and I’m sipping on marshmallowy Oreo hot chocolate and going cross-eyed every few seconds cos I have glitter on my nose. Continue reading “Scandarella’s 2017 Christmas Giveaway”
Well, folks, my favourite time of the year has finally rolled around, and I couldn’t be happier. Cold, dark nights are perfect for cuddling up beneath woolly blankets with the Fella while watching spooky movies or back to back episodes of The Walking Dead. Not only is that super cosy, but it also puts me in the ideal position for rubbing my butt against his crotch. Getting him hotter and hotter until we end up snugglefucking on the sofa to a soundtrack of gurgling walkers and Maggie Rhee’s southern drawl. Continue reading “Scandarella’s Halloween Giveaway”
Calling all Scandarella readers & followers whose wicked minds have been ensnared by the very thought of getting down and dirty with their very own Noje Mini Wand! I saw your dreamy little looks. Peepshow Toys saw them too, and after a lil’ chat via email we came up with a plan. A plan to grant two of you a wish. Yep, in Scandarella’s Summer Noje Giveaway, there are two of em up for grabs!
Now, if you haven’t heard of Noje – the newish line of mini wands by one of my faves, Blush Novelties – the first thing you’re gonna want to do is check out my review. Read it, get starry eyed, and then remember what you read cos the Gleam widget is gonna test your memory. Continue reading “Summer Noje Giveaway”
Happy Easter! I don’t care if it’s the resurrection of the Lord that’s put that cheeky smile on your lips, or if it’s because the birds are singing and the daffs are in bloom, or even if it’s there purely cos you love choccie eggs and fluffy bunnies almost as much as you love sex toys. All I care about is that you’re happy, and I think I have a little something something that can help with that… Continue reading “O-Wand Easter Giveaway”
It’s Scandarella’s 1st birthday! The past year has been a helluva ride, and if you read my End of Year Round-Up you’ll have an idea of some of the things that have gone down. That post was all about me, but this post is all about you, lovely readers.
As a big thank you for sticking with me, and a big welcome to those who are just finding the blog, I’ve teamed up with some fabulous companies to give you the opportunity to discover some of the best products I’ve been lucky enough to review in the past twelve months. I have seven awesome prizes, so there will be seven lucky winners. Continue reading “Scandarella’s 1st Blogiversary Giveaway”
Once again we come to that time of year. The time when our cheeks become rosy after imbibing a martini glass or twelve of Christmas spirit, when our bellies grow just a wee bit bigger to accommodate a Yorkshire pudding tin’s worth of brandy mince pies, and when our bank accounts are bled dry by our insatiable lust for giving.
Continue reading “Scandarella’s Kinkmas Box Giveaway”
The past half a year has flown by so quickly, I didn’t even realise I’d missed a blogging milestone: Scandarella is officially 6 months old!
Continue reading “Hiney Hamper Giveaway!”