I’m staring at the woman with the squalling baby, daring her to sit beside me on the bus again. She’s done it every damned day this week, and we’ve been the only two people on the fucking bus. Every. Damned. Time. I’ve even had the driver ask me if I could do something to shut the kid up, and it isn’t even mine, nor is its mother. I do try, but I fail. Maybe that’s why she sits beside me. Maybe watching someone else fail reassures her that it isn’t just her the kid wails for. Continue reading “Just Friends”
When Tantus announced that they were dipping their toes into the world of the wand vibrator, I was instantly captivated by the very idea of it, and before long people were starting to talk about the Tantus Rumble all over social media. Questions were being asked, by me and everybody else who was eagerly anticipating the day when it finally reached the market. Questions like, would it rival the Doxy, and did Tantus even want it to?
Whether it’s warmed in a bowl of hand hot water, or cooled to near frozen in a bucket of ice, glass is one of the most intensely sexy treats you can ever give to one of your orifices. Some of my strongest orgasms have come from using a glass dildo, and the ArtsClair Mon Grand Amour by You2Toys has been responsible for many of my most recent ones.
I’m getting to be an avid fan of discovering the delights hidden away in sexy subscription boxes, and while this offering from new Cornwall based company, Dead Set on Pleasure, is possibly the smallest box I’ve received to date, my excitement was massive.
In the 2 odd years I’ve been writing sex toy reviews, I’ve only came across one product which pushed me outside of my personal ‘deadline’ of completion within 30 days of delivery. Yes, the Nexus Femme Bisous became the first toy I struggled to write about, and now the Adrien Lastic 2X has become the second.
The Close2You Flores Piccolo rabbit-style vibrator was an unexpected offering from a lovely lady at Orion, sent along with the Passione Rosa (from the same brand) for me to review. I have a number of rabbit vibes at this point, and I have a terrible time getting them to work for me, so I was eager to see if the Piccolo would end up on the yes or no pile.
When I first spotted the Doc Johnson Tryst in a magazine, I was instantly intrigued. I had no idea what size it was, or what kind of power to expect, all I knew was that it promised versatility, and I needed to try one as soon as possible.
Within the week, I’d been given the opportunity to do exactly that by the lovely Carolyn at Betty’s Toy Box, and before long I had the Tryst in my hands. Continue reading “Doc Johnson Tryst Multi Vibrator”
“Fucking hell, that’s big enough, isn’t it?!” Those were the now immortal words ejaculated by the Fella when he saw the Nude Impressions 03 Vibrator sitting in its plastic box on my bedside table.
My reply? “It’s not too bad, though we do have bigger.”
Don’t even ask me to tell you just how excited I was when I got a surprise email from the lovely Leanne at Lovehoney, asking if I would be interested in road testing a couple of products from their exciting new band merch range.
Mötley Crüe have joined Motörhead in what I hope will be a growing trend of rock bands putting their stamp on a collection of vibes for Lovehoney, and I feel totally vindicated that this particular band came next.
When I was asked if I would like to review the Close2You Passione Rosa Rechargeable Vibrator, I didn’t hesitate to say yes. Close2You was a brand I hadn’t ever heard of, and as you know if you read Scandarella regularly, I love discovering new things!