Kinklab Heart On Neon Wand Electrode

There are loads of things I love about my Kinklab Neon Wand. How it feels, sounds, looks and smells, for starters. Anyone who has read my Meet & Greet post for the upcoming Eroticon weekend will know now that I have sexual impulses toward and because of thunderstorms. Well, my Neon Wand is a mini thunderstorm all in one compact little package.

Another great thing about the Wand is that what you see isn’t all you get. There are attachments and add-ons galore, some available separately and some that come in a big assed kit with all the stuff you could ever need.


The electrode that repeatedly caught my eye was the Kinklab Heart On Electrode. I had intended to review it in the lead up to Valentine’s Day, cos what better way to say I love you than a heart that doles out micro static shocks, but I didn’t want it to be eclipsed my another e-stim product so decided to wait a bit. Continue reading “Kinklab Heart On Neon Wand Electrode”

Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle

I received something in the post a few weeks ago that’s very different to norm. Well, the norm for me, at least. I’ve had my bottom walloped with many a spanking paddle, but in terms of simplicity and efficiency, nothing has been quite like this. What is it? A Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle.


Funkit Toys is an online store that’s packed to the rafters with handmade, body safe sex toys and impact toys. The entire operation is run by a lone individual. Yep, Kenton makes all the gorgeous silicone humpy stuff and all of the sleek hitty things personally. Continue reading “Funkit Toys Acrylic Layered Paddle”

Ella’s Eroticon Meet & Greet

Eroticon 2017 – erotic writing convention par excellence – is almost here!!

And that sound you can’t quite identify the source of is coming from me. It’s a weird blend of excited hand clapping and terrified butt cheek flapping, with a few squeaky ‘eeeks’ thrown in for good measure. I’ve met some lovely people through Twitter, many I now consider friends, so as anxious as I am, I’m really looking forward to saying hi. There are also some people I’m in awe of, so I apologise to those folks in advance for any tongue-tied drooling I do in their presence.

So, without further rambling, here’s a bit of info about me so that, when we eventually do meet, I won’t be such a stranger. Continue reading “Ella’s Eroticon Meet & Greet”

Bath House

Bath House

I’d had plans for my eighteenth birthday. Big plans. The first of them – travel to a country I’d never been to before – had been executed with military precision. My sky diving trip was booked well in advance, as was the water skiing one, and the scuba diving one, too.

The only thing that hadn’t been planned six months in advance was my travelling companions. As much as I valued my friends, I hadn’t wanted them to come with me. I’d wanted to do this alone, to see something of the world through my eyes and my eyes only. To have my thoughts and opinions uninfluenced by someone else’s reactions or behaviours. Continue reading “Bath House”

Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer

Sometime last year I bought a butt plug. It was gold metal with a pretty clear crystal in the base. Aah, heavy, pretty and totes inexpensive. Oh, and such poor quality I sent it straight back and vowed I would never use a product from that brand again.

What brand? Precious Metals.


But when I saw the new pieces in the Precious Metals line at Sex Toys UK, I had to give them another chance. I know that user experience and product quality are two different things, but since my reunion with the Eroscillator I’m all about second chances. When my eyes fell on the Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer, I knew I had to give it a shot. Continue reading “Precious Metals Ribbed Silver Explorer”

Tantus Cisco

I am 5ft 2 inches tall. I’m weeny, teeny and tiny according to my 6ft 2” tall husband. I might be a chubby little barrel, but he thinks I’m a cute one who, after almost 19 years together, can do very little to shock him. Imagine the look on his face when I waved the 11.5” long Tantus Cisco in the air and said, “This dildo is 18.5% of my height and it’s going up my butt.”


HA! The very suggestion made him audibly gulp. Continue reading “Tantus Cisco”



Just off the beaten track in the woods near my childhood home sits an old bench. It was made from the limbs that fell from a nearby oak tree during one of the more savage winters of my youth.

Leaning against the side of my car I stare at the weather worn seat. Just looking at it transports me back to 1942. I was eighteen then, and had just joined the army. A week before I was to move to the nearest barracks, my mother had thrown a party. It was one of those entire estate affairs where everyone and their dog showed up. Continue reading “1942”

Shunga Kissable Massage Cream

Favourite brand alert! It feels like so much time has passed since I last reviewed a Shunga product, but today I’m putting that right. Today I’m gonna tell you all about a product that adds a little bit of magic to the Fella’s already incredible massages.

Shunga Kissable Massage Cream in Pear & Exotic Green Tea is the most deliciously scented thing ever. Every time I smell it (which is daily cos I keep popping the cap to take a deep hit) I think of pear drops and I start to salivate. I want to squirt it in my mouth and eat it like it’s canned whipped cream.

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Bodywand WandPlus GSpot 8

In my recent review for the Bodywand WandPlus Rabbit 8 Vibrator I made a prediction. After not really getting on with the rabbit I said I was certain that, if I had a chance to try the Bodywand WandPlus G-Spot 8 Vibrator, I could feel it in my bones that I’d love it.

Well, luck brought the G-Spot version to me and I’ve learned that I’m getting really good at understanding what my body wants. My prediction was right, and I’ll tell you why…after I’ve told you all about the vibe itself.

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Elust 91

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Welcome to Elust 91

The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky discussions it’ll be here at Elust. Want to be included in Elust #92 Start with the rules, come back March 1st to submit something and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

~ This Month’s Top Three Posts ~

Forcing Growth

In Stitches

The Instrument and the Ornament

~ Featured Post (Molly’s Picks) ~

Imagine? You Might Wish You Hadn’t!
she’s picture perfect

~Readers Choice from Sexbytes ~

Morning Stretch

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All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy! Continue reading “Elust 91”