Dear Diary: The First Date

DEAR DIARY

Dear Diary,

Sorry it’s taken me a few days to catch you up on my first date with Michael. I wasn’t intentionally neglecting you so soon after starting to confide in you again. The thing is, I’ve been walking on air for days and just came down from the clouds today with a bit of a bump. You see, my budding romance may be about to hit a potential hurdle. Let me tell you all about it… Continue reading “Dear Diary: The First Date”

Thunder

THUNDER

With a long suffering sigh, I pick up the black bag of rubbish at my feet and head for the front door. It’s been one hell of a day, and my mind is filled with all of the things I’ve done and all those things I still have to do. I’m tired and harried, and I can’t wait until my husband gets home from work, just so he can take over the gargantuan task of being in charge. Continue reading “Thunder”

ZackZack Cordless E-Stim Wand Massager

When I first spotted the ZackZack Cordless E-Stim Wand Massager on MEO’s website I got myself a bit overexcited. A wand that had the potential to vibrate and electrocute my clit to orgasm? Yes please!

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As always, packaging is my first impression of a toy. I have to say that I was less than impressed with the box the ZackZack came in. It’s cheap and tacky looking, and there are no instructions printed anywere. I did spot some cautionary info but it was partially covered by an MEO sticker.

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Nomi Tang Alcohol Free Sex Toy Cleaner

There are some things in my sexy essentials box that many people would deem truly essential. Body safe lubes – water-based flavoured and flavourless – condoms. Some, like massage candles and orgasm enhancing balms, would be deemed essential by way of personal choice. At the same time, there are things missing from my box – hello bondage scissors – which others think I’m mad not to have. And then there’s the things people think are a little more than a waste of money; purpose made sex toy cleaners.

The thing about toy cleaners is they aren’t actually essential. When it comes to keeping your precious fucky things hygienically clean there are loads of options. Depending on the toy, of course. Boiling, bleaching, the dishwasher, a sink of soapy water…they’re all valid choices and they all work and, better still, they don’t cost much, if anything.

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Shunga Dragon Sensitive Intensifying Cream

Here be dragons! Well okay, not really, there aren’t any dragons at all. But there is Shunga Dragon Sensitive Intensifying Cream which, while not as awesome as actual dragons, is still pretty cool. I’ll tell you why…

Firstly, packaging! I know, I say it every time I do a Shunga review but I’m not afraid to repeat myself. I tell the Fella I love him a dozen times a day, and I do, so there’s no reason I can’t tell y’all that I love Shunga packaging all the time.

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As you can see in the pics, this one is a gorgeous icy blue and deepest black box with our favourite Japanese couple loving it up on the front. Oh, and there’s a dragon! I love dragons. Continue reading “Shunga Dragon Sensitive Intensifying Cream”

Womanizer +SIZE

You probably know by now that I’m a girl who can’t get enough of her Womanizers. You’ve probably seen one of my reviews for one or another of these strange looking contraptions with their sucky, pulsing, blowing weirdness that has sex bloggers the world over tearing their hair out and crying “This shouldn’t work for me but it does and I don’t know why!” and thought, are you actually in love with an inanimate object?

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I was so happy to get my hands on the latest incarnation: the Womanizer +SIZE. I pretty much knew I was going to get along with the spectacular clit sucking ability that all Womanizer models have. Still, I wanted to try this particular one for a specific reason. The name +SIZE means more than just it’s bigger.

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Glorious Hole

GLORIOUS HOLE

When the door closed behind me, the room I’d entered seemed almost dark. Settling in a chair in front of the glass partition, I wiped my damp palms on my jeans. I’d only been here once before and uncertainty was making me sweat. My friend had brought me with him that time, but only for support. I hadn’t been expected to take part in what had occurred, and that was fine by me because I wouldn’t have known where to start.

Sadly, a whole year later, I still didn’t have much of an idea.

Part of my problem was lack of practical experience, but if I was brutally honest with myself, the major factor in my ignorance was this place. My mind had been on it for twelve long months. Obsessing. Craving. Needing. Continue reading “Glorious Hole”

Vixen Creations Leo Dildo

Having been born two thirds into the merry merry month of May, my star sign is Gemini. According to a book I have on astrology, I’m very compatible with the roaring royal lion, Leo. Everywhere except the bedroom, that is. My sign’s flighty nature is supposedly too busy with other things to have much time for Leo’s slow burning, creative passions.

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Well, when it comes to the gorgeous purple pleasure object that is the Vixen Creations Leo Dildo, I have to call bullshit on that. I have all the time in the world for fucking this thing. Continue reading “Vixen Creations Leo Dildo”

O-Wand Rechargeable Wand Massager

When the packaging and weight of a product impresses you before you even get a look at what’s in the box, you know there’s a good chance you’ve got something special on your hands. That’s how it was when the O-Wand touched down at the Scandarella household.

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The Fella knows I’m a sucker for pretty packaging, but even he had to roll his eyes at all my oohing and aahing. Looking back on that day I have to say he had a right to snigger at me. I was showing him the tasteful sleeve and the discreet box with all the little compartments inside like I was showing off a microwave on the Price is Right. Continue reading “O-Wand Rechargeable Wand Massager”