Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug

One of the things I love most about sex blogging is that, because of it, the Fella is getting more and more into butt stuff. I mean, we’ve been fans of anal play for a long time, but he never used to do it on his own. Solo masturbation for him was always spit and a fist in the bathroom, but things have changed. He’s learned that lube isn’t just for sex, and butt plugs aren’t just for partner play. One of his (and my) current fave plugs is the Tantus Twist.

I was surprised when he picked it out while I was choosing some review goodies from MEO. Not because he wanted to try it, but because we didn’t already have it. I’ve got dozens of butt plugs, but this is my first ever Tantus one. Shocking really, if you consider that Tantus is my go-to brand when it comes to silicone. Continue reading “Tantus Twist Silicone Butt Plug”

Zado Leather Neck and Handcuffs

Of all the brands of bondage gear we’ve used, when it comes to restraints, Zado has to be a favourite. I’ve not had one product of theirs that has failed to impress me, and the Zado Leather Neck and Handcuffs set is no exception.

I find something supremely sexy about wrist to neck restraints. I’ve had my various limbs trussed up in many different ways, but nothing is quite so thrilling/horrifying for me as being unable to lower my arms. It gives me no choice but to have my hands flapping near my head, often slapping myself accidentally whenever I’m jerked without warning. And if the Fella decides, in a moment of pure devilment, to tickle me, I can do fuck all about it other than scream. Continue reading “Zado Leather Neck and Handcuffs”

MEO Essentials Guest Review by Just A Monkey Reviews

I’m super delighted to be publishing this guest review from new reviewer, Just A Monkey Reviews. It’s his first time dipping his toes into the waters of the sexy reviewing world, so if you like his style (and his fucking amazing photos) give him a follow on Twitter. Check out what he thought of some picks from MEO’s massive range of lubes and sprays…

I was asked by Scandarella if I would write a guest review of some MEO Lubricants, and jumped at the chance to kick-start my reviewing career. Continue reading “MEO Essentials Guest Review by Just A Monkey Reviews”

OVO E4 Dual Stimulation Vibrator

I love getting to try new products. It’s always fun, nearly always orgasmic, and only very rarely dull. It’s especially exciting if the products are from a brand I like, and OVO just happens to be one such brand. They recently sent me a box of goodies, and the one I’ve chosen to review first is the OVO E4 Dual Sensation Vibrator.

Firstly, shout out to OVO’s fancy new packaging! Personally, I liked their previous boxes, but they did have the slight problem of being sturdy enough for long term storage but not at all discreet. OVO have addressed that, switching their toy printed boxes for a magnetically closing grey box with simple branding. Over that is a throw away sleeve, and this is where you’ll find actual size product pictures and info. When you’re ready to store, sling the sleeve and put keep your box wherever you like. Continue reading “OVO E4 Dual Stimulation Vibrator”

A Sunny Spring Morning

I opened my eyes haltingly, easing myself into the new day slowly, gently. A soft breeze came in through the open balcony doors, making the voile curtains sway back and forth as if they were breathing. I’d woken to a bright morning. The sun tinted the bland white walls of the room the palest shade of peach, and the shaft of light that fell over my bare shoulders was delightfully warm. Continue reading “A Sunny Spring Morning”

Nom…nom…Nomination!

I don’t know if you ever cast your dreamy eyes to the sidebar that sits to the right of this very text you’re reading (or if you ever scroll right to the bottom if you’re on a mobile phone). But if you have you may have noticed a new image there. You haven’t looked? Go on then, I’ll wait while you check it out…

Yes! That’s the one I’m talking about. To my absolute and utter amazement, I’m one of the five finalists nominated for Best Erotic Author in 2017’s ETO Awards. Eeeek, exciting!

For those who don’t know what ETO is, it’s a trade magazine – Erotic Trade Only – that keeps adult industry peeps in the loop. New product releases, info on planned ranges, interviews, current articles, new employee appointments, etc. Continue reading “Nom…nom…Nomination!”

Tantus Vamp Super Soft Dildo

It’s time for another Tantus review! Seriously, the way I behave when it comes to Tantus dildos you’d think they gave me orgasms. Oh, wait…they do! At the moment, Tantus are retiring some of their old products and replacing them with snazzy updated versions. For their new dildos, the releases so far have been in a silicone that feels different to both the original and O2 lines. The first in this new material is the Tantus Vamp Super Soft.

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You Can Keep Your Jeans On

The bubbles were gone from my glass of champagne. I’d sat nursing it for almost an hour, listening to my husband chatting and guffawing with the men from the firm. They’d talked business, golf, cars and yachts, and then business again. Eleanor’s husband had ensured she had a fresh drink at hand all evening, and Zara’s was constantly asking if she was hungry. He even got up to dance with her at one point.

But Walter? He hadn’t looked at me once since he’d sat down, and the drink I was now glaring at I’d had to go and get myself.

I placed my glass back on the table and turned my head, considering my husband quietly. My Walter had always been a handsome man when he smiled. Sharp jaw, straight nose, bright eyes… and that smile. It had been enough to make me swoon once upon a time. Continue reading “You Can Keep Your Jeans On”

GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London

You may or may not have realised this, but I’m becoming a big fan of Fun Toys London. They make good quality toys in gorgeous colours, and the vibes of the products I’ve tried so far have been ace. I really love my GJack, so much so it hasn’t seen the inside of the toy cupboard yet.

My most recent additions to our Fun Toys toy box are the GPlug L and the GRing. They were sent together to be used together, so I’m keeping them together in a joint review. But first, I’ll give you the basics of each piece: Continue reading “GPlug L & GRing by Fun Toys London”